Doomsday!!

Todae marks a pretty unlucky day for me...Firstly, i had to meet Coffee Powder for three periods. *yawn* Can anyone sense an irony.Coffee powder (the real one) serves to make ppl awake.But not the human Coffee Powder tt im talking abt.She called me to tell the class wat i had written on the issue on national security which we had to prepare beforehand.So,i stood up n toked.I mentioned tt govt plays an impt role n stuff.One eg is tt govt helps build a strong defence force.Coffee asked me y govt has to build defence force? I was stumped.So,i impromtu crapped sth up n said tt ..."becos we pay taxes.So they haf to make use of our taxes wisely to build a string defence force." Hmm...surprising, i wasn't wrong.Hence,it shows tt i can actually tink on my toes.Woo...

Todae's tieday.So naturally, all tjcians had to wear the greenish ties till 9 plus.It was my first time wearing tie.I had absolutely zero experience in wearing tie.So,i din noe how to wear my tie properly n required help frm Hui Chan n Cherylene. Oh my!! haha!! I felt sufficated after wearing my tie properly.Mayb im not used to it but i noe for sure tt Im HATE wearing tie!! I tot it was cool to wear tie but then it's horribly uncomfortable n highly irritable.EEYEEW!!!

During econs, Mingyan n i were asked to answer question.We weren't very sure how to answer the question.Stumped plus stunned once again. I had no choice but to gave my ans.My answer was wrong!! Hahahaha!! it was becos i misinterpreted the question.After knowing the ans, i felt tt i was a cuckoo. I tot the catering services was under the category of airport workers!! Oh gosh!!

During guitar i was sabo-ed by my fellow guitarmates.The Vice president asked for volunteer to give annoucement during assembly tmr.I din volunteer myself.My frens volunteered me to give the annoucement.Oh man!! Managed to get Cheryl to accompany me as well.It was actually supposed to be me alone giving the annoucement.I will faint sia! I gotta drag sumone wif me so tt i wun feel alone.

This is bad man! very bad!! My heart is banging against my ribcage now!! Oh HELP!! Imagine 800 pairs of eyes staring at u...oh ya not forgetting yr 2s, 1600 pairs of eyes staring at me.Wat abt the teachers n principals? 1600 ++ eyes staring at me when i step on the podium to give the announcement. I used to laugh at sum of the ppl hu gave announcements during assembly (sum were really very stupid lah!).It seems tt retribution has descended on me for laughing at those ppl.It is their turns to laugh at me!! It once proves again tt retribution does occur. It serves as a warning to my frens hu happened to read this blog...laugh at ur own expense.Im feeling traumatised now!

I tink i need to employ a bodyguard hu can escort me around in sch n protect me frm potential slappers! Kena slapped alot of times this wk.S*#%!! Wat the hell!? Wat r the criterias to fulfill to becum my bodyguard...

1) Must be tall... (1.8m n above)
2) young... (under 24 yrs old)
3) muscular n strong (to ward off evils)
4) Appealing to the eyes (actually is my eyes to be exact)
5) Must be sweet n attentive (to me onli!!)
6) A funloving person n hopefully can withstand my nonsense.
7) Carries my bag when im tired, brighten me up when im feeling down, takes abosolute care in me n of cos can crap wif me...

sumhow, i haf this feeling tt i'd listed the criterias to be my bf instead of bodyguard instead... ... *shocked*