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I'm feeling abit guilt ridden now for doing nothing for the whole day... Nothing in the sense that i didn't get buried under piles of notes in preparations for promos. AHHHH!!!

Basically, i wasn't in the mood to do so plus i'm sick of studying... Life's is such a misery. So, i decided to take a break from studying and do nothing except for making people's life a bigger misery than mine. Wahaha!! So, here am i, being hit by guilt. I don't think i can finish swallowing all the notes in time for promos lah. There's so much shitload of stuff to study... wah lao!

But then, i shall quit moping. It's essential to have some break in between so that we can get recharged and go a longer way right? (indulging in self comforting) Ai ya!!

I think i'm leading a sedentary life... study, eat, attend lectures, stone, bury myself under notes etc. I wanted to go jogging but on second thoughts, i'll be having PE tomorrow. I shall leave the torture to be done by the pe teachers... In the end, i decided to go cycling. Whee!! I like the excitement of cycling down slope. It zooms down the slope super fast, making you feel duper exhilarted. Adrenaline pumping... yeah! Cycling upslope was tedious but a great work out. Exercise my thighs...

I've discovered a new way to relieve stress that is to go around disturbing others. That was what i've been busied with the whole day. Trying to mould myself into an obnoxious nut... wahaha!!

The Dowager(mummy): Oi! I wanna buy a table lamp for you, choose one colour..
Me: wah? So good ah? (doubtful)
Dowager: I have vouchers lah! Go choose and dump a brochure on me...

Spent minutes looking at the brochure...

Dowager: which one?
Me: Hello Kitty.
Dowager: Siao ah?
My cousin: Childish!
Me: Cannot meh? Hello kitty cute what...

Anyway, they made me choose again...

Dowager: Hao le mei you (chinese)
Me: Coro Coro Kuririn

For those who doesn't know what is Koro Koro Kuririn eh... it looks abit like Hamtaro lah. Maybe it's a character from Hamtaro. I'm not too sure myself. Anyway, the table lamp was super cute... It has a adorable hamster! Yippee!! Plus, it's green and yellow in colour...

I know World cup is long over but then that doesn't mean that i can't continue to support Brazil right? Yellow and green nice what...

Cousin: So old liao still want those cute stuff.
Dowager: (nodded in agreement)
Me: Wah lao! 17 yrs old very old meh... 17 yrs old cannot have koro koro kuririn table lamp meh? U all very biased leh...

I was forced to settle for a cheaper and boring looking lamp instead after being pinched, glared, scolded and cursed...

My mother decided to buy a table lamp hoping that i'll save electricity as table lamp requires lesser electricity to operate. Not like the 55 Watts light mounted on the ceiling which Dowager likes to emphasise it wastes electricity...

Spent the whole day teasing my cousin as well...

I have two cousins btw...

The youngest one didn't shut the door properly while he was bathing. You know kids have a thing or two with ghost kind of things... I think he's scared of ghost suddenly pop into the bathroom and scare him while he was bathing. He left the door slightly opened so that he can dash out faster if a ghost really does so...

I pretended to peep into the toilet and exclaimed: I saw something!
The older cousin (his sister) : saw a bird?
Me: wahahaha!! (clutching my stomach cause i was dying of laughters)
Cousin(one bathing): Ya! I saw a cuckoo bird flew past...
Me and his sis rolled onto the floor. We needed oxygen mask cause we were nearly out of breath.
His sis: does he know what's he saying?
Me: Obviously not...

Lalalala!! anyway, my cousin came out of shower damn pissed at me for peeping at him. Hey! I pretended only lah!

I went to irritate my mum at her room...

Me: I think you have grown fatter...
Dowager: (ignores me)
Me: Pui Zao bo (fat woman in hokkien)
Dowager: (pretends that i do not exist)
Me: Pui zao bo! Wow! Kind of suits you (trying to irritate her further)
Dowager: (trying hard not to hear me)
Me: Pui Zao bo! Oh man! i'm addicted to calling you pui zao...

Before i could finish with the 'bo' one lighter comes zooming past me and went piack! on the floor. I had infuriated Dowager! opps! Fortunately, she has poor aiming skills which explains why i can still sit here and blog about it. She ran up to me and threatened to burn my shorts and slapped me twice on my butt. wahaha!!

In case you're wondering... i have a pretty weird family which is amusing in a way... That's how my family works... We can call each other names regardless of age, gender or erm... seniority? (got such a word) We get along pretty fine anyway....