decomposing at home

I'm seriously going to become a pool of oil mixed with bits of fats soon...

I'm decomposing at home. By right, human body is made up of predominantly water but i think i'm special. My body is made up of 70% fats and the rest is rubbish.

So, if i'm going to decompose, the waste materials that are going to form would most probably be mostly fats... wahaha!!

Had home made fish and chips for dinner. It's good to have an uncle who works as a chef. Although i used to grumble alot about him but i'm starting to see the significance of him despite the little contributions he made to this family.

Too bad, i was too busy polishing my plate of fish and chips clean that i forgot to take a picture of it...

Anyway, my house is attracting alot of insects nowadays.

I wonder is it because of the change in the climate. The weather is getting abit more cooling especially at night. That's why those creepy crawlies come into my house to seek shelter from the cold...

I dreamt that there was a lizard in my room one night. I woke up feeling panicky and grabbed my handphone beside my bed and turned on the torchlight mode and begin shining it on the floor for any trace of lizard. Fortunately, it was just a nightmare and i went back to sleep soon after.

The next night, i went into my room, switched on the light and saw a lizard scurrying across the wall. So, it's a case of premonition. A case of my dream coming true. However, in this matter, i don't want my dream to come true cause it's a bad dream. I screamed for my aunty to help me catch the lizard and fling it out of the window...

Yesterday, a beetle hid in the toilet. The unfortunate victim was my youngest cousin. He was bathing in the toilet when he noticed the presence of the beetle. Of course, he was freaked out by the beetle because the beetle was huge in my opinion. It's big and brown and made buzzing sounds when it flew.

My youngest dashed out of the toilet and wrapped a towel around his hip. He paced up and down screaming for help. Even though i was near him, i was of no help as i'm scared of beetle as well. So, i stood near the door of the toilet and peered surreptiously into the toilet to catch a glimpse of the beetle. yeah! it was huge and gross. The funny part was my cousin wrapped the towel around his waist and clutched the ends of the towel at the back. By clutching the ends of the towel at his back, he left his butt exposed for the whole world to see. (the whole world is just me basically). To add on to the humour, he walked here and there getting help, totally oblivious to the fact that his butt is exposed. I thought if one's butt is exposed, one may feel the chill or something... That indicates that one is exposed.

My aunt managed to catch the ugly beetle while i was left rolling on the floor dying of laughter...