Spit the trouble out

Pooi!

I'm not trying to be rude but then i witnessed two people spitting in one day...

I was at the bus stop waiting for 12 to come so that i can go to school. There was this passenger whom i thought was going to alight from a bus. He stood at the steps of the exit and then he went kah pooi! He spat his yucky gooey stuff out of the bus and went back to the seat, pretending like nothing had happened. The innocent poor me witnessed the entire disgusting act and i froze, totally grossed out to my core! I nearly puked my large intestines out... (then i'll be more disgusting than him!)

Another spitting incident i witnessed...

Went to the coffee shop opposite tj to accompany my friend for lunch. I walked past this lao ah pek and he spat the similar gooey stuff i had seen earlier out onto the floor. Imagine someone accidentally step on it, slip and fall... That lao ah pek don't spit later... purposely spat when i happened to walk past him! WTH!!

I'm going to organise an Anti-Spit campaign. Those who i caught spitting will have to pay a fine. The money collected from the fines will go to MY account to fund my education so that i'll go to the university and study some psychology thing and find out why humans (especially lao ah peks) have the spit compulsive disorder. Then, i'll write a thesis based on how to stop people (lao ah peks) from spitting.When u graduate, i'll commit myself full time in curing people (lao ah peks) so that they won't spit and dirty the environment. I'll also work hard to promote the anti-spit campaign. Lastly, i envision myself getting a Nobel prize for my commitments in saving the world from being dirtied by spits (what's the noun of it? i dunno...) Then, future generations will study about me from their lower secondary history textbooks. It will be something like this... "Hazel, the modern super hero who had saved the environment from being stained by spits." Thank you!

Back to reality... That's how i envision my life to be in future...

On my way home, two chao ah lians board the bus... I have nothing against chao ah lians lah. They want to be ah lians by all means. It's none of my business anyway. BUT, They were talking super loudly in the bus. It's understandable cause they are chao ah lians but then, every sentences they said either contains a F*** word if not some vulgarities lah... It's corruptive to my well being... I don't mind them talking loudly but it's super unpleasant to hear people vomitting profanities in deafening and whiny voices.

The chao ah lians didn't think they were loud enough and proceeded on to brandish their handphones out... To test out the sound qualities of their handphones, they started blastin heavy metal music until the entire bus had converted into a disco. AND MIND YOU, THERE WERE ONLY TWO CHAO AH LIANS BUT THEN THE NOISE THEY CREATED HAD FILLED THE ENTIRE BUS!

I was already pissed off by the fact that i had wasted my youth in school... was super tired and there were two chao ah lians blasting irritating music at the maximum volume which was giving me a headache. Chao ah lians!

I hate people who blast their handphones in the bus. it's just trying to be hao lian and show off their handphones. Bloody shit! Go to hell with people who blast their phones in public. Hao lian!

Ok! Enough ranting. i was seething with anger in the bus yet i had to control my temper as i was wearing the school uniform and me being the ever docile me, i have my reputation at stake. If not, i would have ripped off the tubetop of the girl since it won't make any difference as she's near to wearing nothing and stuff her handphone into her mouth with the tube top acting as a muffer so that the noise doesn't come out...

Opps! I'm so violent! :P