Stupid blogger

Blogger made me switch my old blogger to a new one using a google account... The bad part is my google account is also used to register my class's blog. In another words, my account is linked to two different blogs namely mine and the class's . What shit is this... Why the hassle?

Anyway, i want to blog about the affinity of seeing butts last week. Last Sunday, i was walking home when i saw this ah pek wore this ultra short pair of running shorts around the waist level. I think he wore it so high on purpose... to make the shorts appear shorter. This is just the beginning of the horror, the dirty old man, bent down with his butt facing us... When he bent down, the shorts rode upwards and there we saw (i was with my aunty and mum) his two soon kuehs playing peek-a-boo with us... So bloody suay. My mum was carrying an umbrella at that time and she had the impulse of using the umbrella to poke his damn butt... Can u imagine how freaking disgusting looking at a 50 plus old man's saggy wrinkled butt? I nearly puked my lunch out and had to rinse my eyes using antiseptic lotion and meditate to cleanse my soul.. How i wish my mum would just poke the umbrella into his butt. I'll give her all my support. Seriously, i think the dirty old ah pek did it on purpose. Why did he had to bend down at the exact moment when we past by... Why did he had to wear his shorts like so high... I think it's possible to sense something amiss the moment he bent down right... felt some kind of cold breeze or something... But he can't be bothered with it... Go eat shit the ah pek!

TJC is erecting a lift just outside LT2... The other day, i saw an indian construction worker working on it. The Indian worker was squatting on the floor when i happened to walk past. Curiousity got the better of me and naturally, i watched what he was trying to do which i immediately regret soon after. Guess what... the indian worker was wearing hipster jeans. I repeat HIPSTER!! So when he squatted down, his butt crack could be seen! F***! Cleanse my soul man... Apparently, i wasn't the only one who saw it. Ruiying saw it and pulled mingyan to see which i found it super funny... As for me, i was too traumatised to say anything cause the butt crack reminded me of the dirty old man's butt... No soon kueh for me ever after...

I related the incident to one classmate of mine... Guess what my classmate said... He told us that we should donate a coin to him by slotting it through the indian worker's butt crack... Wah piang!! Eat shit la!! But still, i find it damn funny.

The point is : DO NOT WEAR HIPSTER NOR HOT SHORTS if u're going to bend down or squat!! I don't care whether you have jennifer lopez's butt or not... Even if you have J lo's butt, that doen't give you the authority to flash your butt crack or soon kuehs to others... Freak!