Shithole life

I went to see the doctor yesterday. Seeing the doctor has always been a traumatising experience for me. Fortunately, i had HuiChan, the kind soul who wasted a nano/milli part of her youth. Thank you HuiChan!!

I had some pretty embarrassing incidents at the polyclinic. During registration, the lady at the counter asked for my handphone number. I forgot my handphone number and had to crawl back to my seat and asked Huichan what was my handphone number. I could feel billions of eyes staring at me. The lady was also laughing at me for not knowing my handphone number. From today onwards, i'll take the extra effort to memorise my handphone number. Pray that i'll succeed.

Outside at the doctor's consultation room. Huichan and i were still guessing the gender of the doctor based on the name printed on the door. Both of us guessed that the doctor will be a male but in the end we were wrong. Or maybe, we were hoping for a male. :P But the name really sounded kind of guyish.

I was referred to get a X ray of my backbone. It was my first time taking a X ray. fortunately, Huichan was experienced in taking x ray and told me the things to expect to take place. I had to change into the super oversized robe. It threatened to swallow me up. I felt super duper vulnerable in that damn bluish robe. I waited for dinosaur years for my turn to take an x ray. While i was waiting by bladder was slogging and toiling away. I had to pee urgently before my turn. I tried to tahan but cannot tahan anymore. Another mammoth years flew past then i finally decided to just go to the toilet and end my agony. I ran to the nearest toilet dragging the oversized gown with me. The oversized gown kind of hinder my movements and slow down my dashing speed.

I peed again after my x ray. Taking a x ray wasnt as frightening as i thought it would be. I expected to see bright flashes of light raining down on me, prolonged exposure radiation and maybe my cells will mutate and i'll become part of X men. The x ray was short and efficient. The problem was i had to spend another dodo bird years waiting for my x ray to be made. Hai~

In another words, i spent a fraction of my youth stuck at the polyclinic. Anyway, it's a polyclinic. What service can i expect? Fast and efficient one? Hai~ Like real. The only fast service i got was when i was time to pay medical fees. It was indeed fast and efficient. The rest moved at snail's pace.

Anyway, my backbone is abit crooked but nothing serious. Phew~ I'm glad and of course relieved.

I'm dead for tomorrow. Conductor is coming down tomorrow and i think my group is far from perfection. Dead~ I have a shitload of stuff waiting for me to do. PW is giving me a headache. I think i have problems catching up with some subjects. Bio test today was four letters to describe-- SHIT! I'm dead. I think i'm going to die a horrible and terrible and gruesome death for promos. Like how am i supposed to squeeze all the bio notes into my puny brain.

I need to get a life. While my life's like this...

Anybody has any suggestions to increase the number of brain cells? Improve memory or something? Save me!