What?!

I've just eaten a slice of creamy spongy delicious pretty cake. Was celebrating my grandma's bday just minutes ago... Yum yum! However, i feel fatter after eating the cake. Do you know how fattening is the pink cream which sits innocently on the sponge cake? Hai~ But who cares anyway? Certainly not me! :P

I celebrated National Day by having a BBQ!! All of us in the family got pampered with delicious satay, otahs, marinated chicken wings (yippee!), sausages, ketupat dipped in the red hot spicy creamy oily peanut sauce... ... Ok,i'll admit. The bona fide reason to having the BBQ thing wasn't because we want to celebrate the nation's bday. It's just that we (as in my family) wants to pamper themselves by indulging in some sinful food and fatten us as a result. It just so happen to be nation's bday when we decided to go on a eating spree. :P

I missed watching NDP as i was busied at gorging myself with the food. But, in the first place, i wasn't looking forward to watching it as well. I've never sit in front of then TV for about 3 hours to watch NDP. NDP is erm...pretty boring to me. I can never complete the mission of watching NDP straight without leaving my seat.

I went to see then doctor today. A different doctor this time. I think the doctor this time is better than the other. But, it was more painful compared to the other. I underwent acupucture. So i was poked don't know how many times. OUCH!!! There was this suction thing which clamped my adipose tissue. Hahaha!! It's not to get rid of my fats. According to the doctor, it's to expel some 'qi' thingy. Anyway, that machine and needle was HELL!! I'm all bruised and aching now. Doctor said it'll last for some time. I was tearing like mad sia. But, i was a brave girl and i didn't cry. Wow! Applause please?

I was pulled, tugged and stretched so may times that i lost count of it. I could hear my bones clicking away as i was tugged, pulled and stretched. Super painful but i, being the courageous girl, bit my lip and did not scream. Although i think i let out few yelps at times. Doc said my bones had went out of alignment. *shudders* So i had to be pulled like plasticine, stretched like a dough and tugged like a rubber band to get me in shape. Or formation? Whatever~

The point is...i'm still alive!! Aren't people glad of it? I managed to survive the agonising sessions.

Got to take some herbal remedies. Wahaha!! BUT, i rather drink a reservoir full of such herb-ish stuff then go for the moulding session.

Hopefully, i'll get better. It's kind of funny to watch the pained expression on my mummy's face when she had to pay for the medical fees.

Tao Suan made us write some personal staement thing. Short term n long term goals, what am i doing to achieve my goals and personal reflections. You know... that kind of SHIT! What am i supposed to reflect on? reflect on the ways i would like to bash her up? Reflect on whether i should just stick her mouth using super duper sticky scotchtape or let her continue her sarcastic business? My short term goal is for her to shut up at appropriate times. My long term goal is to not let her be my teacher again.

I'm lying my way through...