This guy should be gay because he's purple and i heard purple is like a gay colour... I have no idea why i had drew this. Must be some impulse kind of thing...The incident below happened this morning...
Aunt: Green man is blinking. Do you think we can cross??
Me: don't think so
Aunt: Should be can la. Can cross or not?
Me: (shook my head and pressed the traffic light's button)
Aunt: Can cross la. Blink so long. Can cross?
Me: GO CROSS IF YOU WANT TO CROSS (roared)
There was this cyclist near us who heard my awful roar and stared at us. A few motorists near by also heard me bellowing and turned to look at me. It was embarrassing. Really!! I didn't mean to lose my temper but i honestly felt my aunt had asked me the same question too many times. It once again re-emphasises the fact that i don't like people to ask me the same question too many times cause it's bothering and irritating. I know some girls love to cling onto their freinds and bother them incessantly about their weight/figure/whether they think they're fat. I mean if they are fatter, i honestly think they themselves should know they bodies better than their friends. So why bother asking? I mean it's ok if they ask once or twice but three times is really pushing the limits, or rather MY limits. So if you want to ask me something, once or twice is fine, thrice, i'll go kaboom and explode in your face, leaving some of my brain matter behind as souvenir.
My cousin rocketed into the house this afternoon and proudly annouced that he passed his english and chinese exam papers. I painstakingly tutored him english and science and on occasion, help in maths even though i have an aversion for maths. Anyway, he failed his english CA1 paper and now he finally passed after i had spent many months puking out blood and scooping the blood up again to be transfused back to my body. My efforts had not gone down the drain. I'm glad.
Maybe i should consider being a tuition teacher. Scare the kids to half-death.
Anyway, i asked my cousin how did he feel about his achievements. He was damn pleased and never did he forget to mention the fact that i always throw his books.
Yes! I do throw his books when he agitates me. I never said i possess a good temper.
If he scores decently for science paper, that would mean i owe him a meal as a reward. But then, i'm ok with parting with the money because after that, i'll ask my aunt to treat me back for helping to coach her son. yay!!
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