Clown Me

I had PW 2dae!! Coffee Powder updated us on the fact tt we haf to submit our EOM by 5th wk. Using onli one hand wif five fingers to count, we're onli left wif 3 wks to go... Many more assignments will be crashing down on us like Written Report, oral presentation n blah blah. Oh goodness!! Now, do i feel the pressure n steam frm PW. Note: I tink my grp is sumwat behind time. But, we will catch up soon.

Had lunch at Macdonald's todae. The lady serving me din manage to give me my food in 60 sec. Therefore, i was given a complementary ticket entitled to a free vanilla ice cream cone. Hey! That's betta than nth... The funnie thing was, i tot it was jus a random piece of gimmick rubbish n i jus stuffed it into my pocket. I dug into the pocket of my skirt b4 sending it to the laundry, saw the piece of wat i tot was gimmick rubbish at first. Was kinda elated to learn tat i got a free ice cream. Let me repeat, it's better than nth. Neway, i din notice the lady din give me my food in 30 mins time.

As a result, i missed the talk on sum blood donation thing during Contact time. i din noe there was supposed to be a talk during contact time. I heard frm Mimi tt AVT was jus abt one quarter filled. Apparently, many ppl din noe of the fact tt there was a talk on sum bloody issues. Geex! I wunder whether history will repeat itself. Mayb F.Tong will call up all JC ones, lock us up in the hall n reflect by staring into space like wat the yr twos had gone in semester one. The yr 2s din turn up for compulsory talk n were punished as a result. Yikes! I hope tt history doesn't repeat itself. Wat if it's duplicated?

I got back my maths paper... AH!! This is so saddening... I managed to pass but i fall short of the class average... So,pretty upset abt it but let's face it, i din study seriously enuff. So, i onli haf myself to be blamed. Mr Low said he graded our papers while wathing world cup. He wailed/screamed/yelled during the soccer matches not becos a player scored but then ya...he was traumatised by our answers... I tink one of his incessant wails was kindly contributed by me. I wrote sum stupid stuff to prove parametric eqn. I wrote sth like ' t-t+1=1'. Like duh~ he asked me wat was i trying to do... To be frankful, i din noe wat i was trying to do. Exams make me cuckoo...

I got back section B of bio paper. I predict im so gg to fail for bio jus by looking at section B. I failed miserably for section B. I dun tink my heart can tahan further shocks. Mayb i shld eat sum heart strengthening pills so tt i wun collapse when i get back all my bio papers. Bio is supposed to be my most fave subject... ... Imagine getting 0.5 put of a total of 10 marks for one question....This is so demoralising... Chem n econs r gg to be two gone case subjects. So, overall, im gg to die horribly...

There was HC investiture after contact time n this time i ponned it. Went to the library wif huichan n cherylene to waste our youths away n wait for guitar to start. I tink i talked alot of crap n oh-not-so-decent stuff. Mentioned sth abt superman n the tight underwear... *sniggers*
It will be detrimental to my reputation if i were to reveal the every single detail tt i said... Wahahaha!!

Guitar was mostly on admin stuff. I was volunteered by sum person (i cant rmb) to play 'under the sea' again during IP open hse. Hahaha!! N i tot i had reached the land. Apparently, im still struggling underwater. "When can i reach the land? " Screams out...

Every single human bean present in rm 226 had to give one suggestion or comment abt guitar club. Huixian was the first to start off by suggesting tt we shld haf a guitar blog to update members on upcummin guitar events n stuff. Next up was me cos i was sitting beside her. Geex! Din noe wat to say. So i had to fall back on wat im best at... crapping i guess... I suggested tt we shld haf a tagboard in pur blog so tt we can contribute sum comments. I led the rest to tink along tt line i guess. Audrey said shld include links, qihui said add pics blah blah. I seriously din noe wat to suggest or say cos my mind was sumwat empty at tt time.

My brudder n Audrey gave me my belated presents. yippee!! Two pairs of ear-rings frm Audrey n one juggler's hat frm yinteen. ( i dunno how to describe the hat). Mayb i shld take a pic of the hat n post it nxt time. It's a pretty cool hat... Thx Audrey n yinteen!!

Audrey: R u allergic to fake ear-rings?
Me: No.
Me: Im allergic to u.

Hahaha!! I was joking Audrey. Im not allergic to either u or the ear rings. Dun sob n get urself dehydrated...

I read a funnie 'letter' in the straits times:

Letter of apology frm Wayne Rooney
Dear England,
Im very sorry. Im sorry that i stamped on Carvalho in that match against Portugal and got sent off because his privates just came up from behind me and i had to put my feet somewhere. My job after all if to kick balls. It all happened fast and i felt bad abt it until i found out that i had stepped on a chelsea player. Go Man U! But im sorry too for the behaviour of my Man U teammate Cristiano Ronaldo. I bear no ill will against Cristiano but i understand tt there will be a boxing ring installed in the locker room at United when we get back again. I don't tink Sir Alex Ferguson knows abt this. I shall settle Cristiano's unsporting behaviour by gg Mike Tyson on his a** in a most sporting way. We shall remain the best of mates as i wait for him to cum out of coma. Im sorry you will not see Ronnie and me inaction together for a while but don't worry. Five yrs will pass by very quickly.

By Tay Yek Keak frm the Straits times.

I hope England suporters will get sum humour out of it. I cldn't stop laughing while reading the letter. Go England! Whee!!