Doctor!

I've always haf a phobia of seeing doctor. I dislike seeing doctor. Actually, i'm quite scared of seeing doctor. I'll only visit the doc when i'm seriously ill. So far, i haven't seen the doctor many times... Perhaps jus four or five times of my entire life? This time round, i had to visit the doctor cause my back was giving me hell.

I suspected i sprained my back. Apparently, chinese doctors are more adept at fixing bones and sprains. So, much to my consternation, my mum decided to bring me to see the chinese doctor! I din wanna go visit the chinese doctor cos i've heard alot of scary rumours abt it. It's super painful n stuff. Moreover, media as in TV programmes always portray such acupuncture and ficing bones stuff (i dunno wat's the correct term) as very painful. I've seen actors/actresses grimacing in pain n stuff. I tink they exaggerated but nevertheless, they still made an impact in me...

I had to wait for super duper long. The clinic was swarmed wif lotsa toddlers n babies. Many parents think massages, acupunctures, all the TCM are good for young kiddos. I saw a young boy wif needles poked all over his head. Geex! I was worried that my mum will be fascinated by it and recommend the doc to do the same thing to me. poke needles all ard my head to stimulate the multiplication of brain cells.

Went into the room wif a cute old male doc. Cute fuzzy old man. He suspected i sprained my back earlier and becos i din treat it, it sort of became sth like rheumatism. Wahaha!! Old ppl's illness. he referred me to a female chinese sinseh.

Over at the female sinseh. One of the nurses, pulled up my shirt, fiddled wif my bra strap but din take out n pulled down my shorts up rite to the middle of my butt. In another words, my butt was subjected to the scrutiny of one doctor, another nurse and my mum hu accompanied me into the examination room. Wow! four ppl saw Hazey's big butt in one day. They mus be feeling pretty honoured by now. :P

To make matters worse, the air con was rather freezing. Cold air of air con brushed across my butt and my butt shivered. I lied still on the bed while my back was being electrocuted. (they had sum sticky circular things stuck to my back which generates a numb and electrifying sensation). I got a shock at first!

Nxt, i was pulled, pushed, stretched, tugged, shoved in all sorts of manner by the doc. I heard my back went CRACK!! Wow!!

I was given tablets. I haf to eat like four tablets each time, three different types of medicine, one spoonful of black liqid which i suspect will taste horrible. Simple mathematics calculations, i haf to eat 12 tablets n one spoonful of black liquid each time after meal for two times a day.One day= 24 tablets plus two spoonfuls of black liquid. geex! i'm gg to faint. I din noe one has to eat so many tablets for back pain. I hate eating medicine. I hate swallowing tablets. I'm scared of swallowing tablets. i rather haf my medicine in the blackish murky disgusting foul form then to eat tablets. Pooi!

I dunno whether to rejoice or sulk... im being exempted frm pe for two weeks. But napfa is cummin n i cant train for two weeks in this case. In another words, i most prob expect myself to die for napfa... ...